Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper...

By Username - 23/12/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

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Thursday 23 December 2010 19:06

His chest must be scary

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britmohn 5

Friday 24 December 2010 6:44

Gibby moment right there(:

soapbar 0

Friday 24 December 2010 8:15

is your dad Homer Simpson by chance?

extremenoodles 0

Friday 24 December 2010 8:43

Canadian, rips off shirt before a fight... your dad's probably Bret Hart. Or Lance Storm, but that's a little more unlikely.

himynamemightbep 0

Friday 24 December 2010 11:35

i enjoyed reading this. i hope you said "im not with him" or "who is this crazy bastard?"

himynamemightbep 0

Friday 24 December 2010 11:38

i believe its "is g" not "is a g" but whatever. but my name is popo!!!!!! :DDDDDDD

Moitrix 0

Friday 24 December 2010 11:38

Randy marsh?

lonerrrrr 0

Friday 24 December 2010 11:44

why cant my dad do that?

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Friday 24 December 2010 14:22

tarzannn

sumnerr 0

Friday 24 December 2010 15:15

he shaved f*ck you into his chest hair.

junior2012 0

Friday 24 December 2010 22:56

your dad is awesome!!!

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