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horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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Green anecdotes of jealousy, full of shamrocks and pints, for a memorable St. Patrick's Day! …

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TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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What?

Patrick - 29/10/2020 03:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Couva

Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML

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David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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How very dare you?

FOXYgrandpa441 - 19/07/2012 00:41 - United States - Casper

Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

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jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

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LifeSucks - 08/11/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML

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Anonymous - 30/11/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

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Make your mind up

Anonymous - - United States

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML

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zheiraT - 22/05/2015 19:44 - United States - South Portland

Today, I walked into my boss's office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML

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Great start

Anonymous - 06/10/2019 06:00 - United States - New York

Today, I was starting my new job in the city. A man with a torn suit on came up to me and asks me for spare change. In a hurry to catch a taxi, I declined and rushed to catch one. At the office, my boss was late. About an hour later, I found out the man in the suit was my boss. He was attacked. FML

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illwill514 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:11

that's stealing. ydi for sure

mister_moops 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:12

wow, you asshole.

haha247 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:11

Quags377 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 5:25

You sir, are a complete failure

candygirl98 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 21:06

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

bigassfish97 0

Monday 11 July 2011 16:19

you fail

missabbey 3

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:10

Really?? That is soo getting annoying

xxreikoxx 31

Saturday 29 November 2014 20:35

Nobody cares about you being first!

illwill514 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:11

that's stealing. ydi for sure

worlds123dumbest 4

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:07

OP, I have two words for you. KARMA BITCH!!!

mister_moops 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:12

wow, you asshole.

glutgyoogle 6

Monday 2 January 2012 23:25

You're a flaming doucher. Aintcha?

badumdum 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:12

that was pretty selfish....

ikepela 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:14

If it didn't belong to you, and someone was calling after you for it, don't you think you really should have turned around and gave it to them? Gotta agree with everyone else.. that was pretty selfish.

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Saturday 10 October 2009 21:01

Yeah me too. And didn't you think that if they were calling after you, they would have seen you pocket the money? What did you just expect them to let you have it?