Money and Holidays: Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume... - FML

By sluttyfox - 31/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML

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Levi2411 41

Wednesday 31 October 2018 16:21

It's a shame, sluttyfox, you forgot to say "Swiper, no swiping!" Now your own kin has stolen your shit. Better luck next time, OP.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 31 October 2018 16:47

Go as a Crime Victim. You can jazz it up and go as a Slutty Crime Victim or a Zombie Crime Victim, or even better, Slutty Zombie Crime Victim!

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Levi2411 41

Wednesday 31 October 2018 16:21

It's a shame, sluttyfox, you forgot to say "Swiper, no swiping!" Now your own kin has stolen your shit. Better luck next time, OP.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 31 October 2018 16:47

Go as a Crime Victim. You can jazz it up and go as a Slutty Crime Victim or a Zombie Crime Victim, or even better, Slutty Zombie Crime Victim!

SaltyLurker 10

Wednesday 31 October 2018 16:50

Correction, *notsosluttyfox

IrieStorm 9

Wednesday 31 October 2018 20:00

I'm glad I like in the middle of nowhere USA where I don't have to worry about someone stealing my mail.

Jordan Raye Wilson 6

Sunday 4 November 2018 7:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Hangryko 31

Tuesday 29 October 2024 5:42

That must have been quite a costume for it to be stolen, possibly twice.

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