Transportation: Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young...

By superdriver - 07/02/2011 17:46 - Mexico

Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

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Monday 7 February 2011 23:07

lol, better reflexes but easily distracted

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Monday 7 February 2011 23:11

I think perhaps you should hand your license back..

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Random59 1

Friday 3 June 2011 6:29

That's why my insurance is 140 a month. Thanks asshole

Pandalover94 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 17:48

you jackass

kitty_legs 2

Sunday 8 July 2012 9:03

Keep your eyes on the road!

Uncgirl 8

Tuesday 12 February 2013 22:24

Sounds like you really convinced them.

MrPortalFan 21

Saturday 19 October 2013 3:46

Young people like yourself are worse drivers because you don't know how to LOOK AT THE ******* ROAD

dannnngthatsux 19

Wednesday 24 June 2015 21:48

Better reflexes, yes, better judgement, no. Time teaches.

marina1996 5

Tuesday 22 August 2017 18:49

yeah you're an idiot. theres a reason car insurance decreases substantially when you turn 25.

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