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By qhu - 23/10/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML

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TheOptimist 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 8:43

Smart one

LexisMommy2010 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 8:52

Wow, that was not cool, you probably made that kid feel like crap!

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supasxcprincess 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 9:54

you didn't notice he was only rolling ONE of his eyes...YDI

salaamdelroba 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 10:03

OP, you made a "disciple" out of one student? I think Jesus would be happy. Disciples FTW

salaamdelroba 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 10:10

South Park has a teacher with a lazy/roaming eye---- Miss Chokesondick

moSpice 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 10:30

I should ninja kick you in the throat. That'll teach you not to make fun of people.

mschrisaya 4

Saturday 23 October 2010 10:31

never assume anything

Battledog5006 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 10:42

I hate teachers like you

TimIsSoCoolLike 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 10:54

discipling? I believe it's disciplining. fail teacher is fail :v F the kids life, but you deserve it

tthhoomm 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 11:36

write him/her up for an eye appointment

Mr_Zachary 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 12:08

maybe he was getting ready to fire his lazorrr...?

wriptidez 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 12:24

ydi

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