Star Wars, Cute and Health: Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short...

By Emily - 05/12/2012 17:55 - United States - Boston

Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

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Wednesday 5 December 2012 22:07

"Anakin, you're breaking my heart!"

Rommel1942 9

Wednesday 5 December 2012 22:08

If that isn't love I don't know what is xD.

Comments

NellyFC35 19

Thursday 6 December 2012 6:56

Maybe he was trying to comfort you with a joke...maybe?no?....yea lets go with that.

barbsillvy 10

Thursday 6 December 2012 7:01

Are we dating the same guy?

barbsillvy 10

Thursday 6 December 2012 7:04

I meant to say, are you dating my husband?

starburst7596 14

Thursday 6 December 2012 7:04

That is actually super adorable.

fmlallthetyme 23

Thursday 6 December 2012 7:08

Because everyone should have the complete Star Wars set.

o_uhu_intrstng 4

Thursday 6 December 2012 8:26

well if you understood star wars you would know that's a very caring gesture.

olgakl 8

Thursday 6 December 2012 9:01

OP come on! he's a boy! if you want sympaties, call your Mom or girlfriends)) I'm a girl, and by now I know better than to expect soft and comforting comfort from my boyfriend) get well soon!

pdp_fml 21

Thursday 6 December 2012 10:24

Men never learn do they and that coming from a man. He should of tried to comfort you instead of being an a@@hole

shortpplrule05 3

Thursday 6 December 2012 10:30

If you can't appreciate a geek for all their geekiness, don't date one. :-) I have a geek for a boyfriend and his dorky comments brighten my day and would definitely be a comfort if I was sick.