Love: Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports...

By MichiganExile - 31/01/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

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TryToBeKind 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 5:47

I'm sorry but that's funny. You can still convince her you're not gay, though, and just tell her he was kidding around. At least it'll be a conversation starter.

thehazeman 0

Monday 9 February 2009 2:13

at least you got some free food

Comments

thehazeman 0

Monday 9 February 2009 2:13

at least you got some free food

MeanBeagle 22

Friday 7 November 2014 19:22

he paid for that one.

MeanBeagle 22

Friday 7 November 2014 19:23

i would have immediately ordered dessert

MeanBeagle 22

Friday 7 November 2014 19:24

she will feel 100% comfortable changing in front of you now.

MeanBeagle 22

Friday 7 November 2014 19:25

Omfg how do you get the take it to heart badge!

MeanBeagle 22

Friday 7 November 2014 19:26

there should be a hide and seek game where someone hits random. leaves a comment and everyone tries to find it. first one that does wins a million dollars.

lemonkid44 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 4:57

haha just say "ok jokester" or some shit. just play it off. its not that bad at all

danielr1219 0

Monday 1 November 2010 19:07

today while working a shift at my resteraunt, this guy i really like came in, but it turns out hes gay. FML

DigitalFusion 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 3:33

Nobody under 50 says jokester. If op is over 50 and still trying to pick up waitresses fhl.

TryToBeKind 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 5:47

I'm sorry but that's funny. You can still convince her you're not gay, though, and just tell her he was kidding around. At least it'll be a conversation starter.