Love: Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls.... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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jizzmode 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:31

You could've been like, "These are for your monthly gift, but I can be your nightly gift"

ezioaudatore 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:14

ydi idiot just say its for your sister

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Saturday 26 June 2010 9:24

I can always change it xD

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Saturday 26 June 2010 9:24

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Saturday 26 June 2010 9:25

doesn't really matter I like both

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Saturday 26 June 2010 9:25

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Saturday 26 June 2010 9:26

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wow,. nicee. OP your life SUCKS but at least you made my day. :]

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Saturday 26 June 2010 9:29

like a boss

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Fail bro, major fail

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