Work: Today, I was at the sandwich shop I work in. A customer came... - FML

By flufee2 - 23/04/2014 02:40 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I was at the sandwich shop I work in. A customer came in and requested an assorted sub. As I finished putting on the sauces, I looked up to see the customer's face set in horror. Apparently I didn't notice that I licked my fingers clean after getting some mayonnaise on them. FML

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flufee2 27

Friday 25 April 2014 2:21

The person i had ordering was a close friend of which i am very comfortable with. I guess you could say i got a little too comfortable! After we realized what I did, we just laughed and brushed it off. From now on i will make sure i wear gloves because I wouldn't want this to happen to anyone i don't know!

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xXanna_ 18

Wednesday 23 April 2014 8:48

I hope you don't do that often.

PeterPanties 6

Wednesday 23 April 2014 8:52

Totally unacceptable. One would think you get paid to pay attention to the duties of your job

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carrs2154 9

Saturday 28 March 2020 5:54

Holy shit. I hope you got fired. That's disgusting. ydi.

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