Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall. Someone dropped their phone so Ipicked... - FML

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By HBND - 25/04/2016 04:46 - United States - Austin

Today, I was at the mall. Someone dropped their phone so Ipicked it up before anyone else did and caught up to the guy who dropped. I tapped him and showed him his phone, and before I could say anything he tried to take me down because I was "stealing" his phone. FML

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deepan_dsouza 12

Monday 25 April 2016 22:22

we've got such assholes here as well :)

whatsausername7 16

Monday 25 April 2016 23:57

I'm sorry op. It's hard to do nice things these days

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deepan_dsouza 12

Monday 25 April 2016 22:22

we've got such assholes here as well :)

whatsausername7 16

Monday 25 April 2016 23:57

I'm sorry op. It's hard to do nice things these days

corky1992 33

Tuesday 26 April 2016 3:38

Pretty sure people who steal don't tap the person on the shoulder before doing so lol.

SaintJin 8

Tuesday 26 April 2016 4:58

Only in Texas

xtg14x 13

Tuesday 26 April 2016 5:15

Words next time, maybe?

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 26 April 2016 6:58

Should have called out to get his attention while chasing after first rather than tapping him. You would've got a more positive result.

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