Miscellaneous: Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them... - FML

By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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dontfwml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 2:01

dont spend time with ppl who talk shit about you :)

omggsucks 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:50

What great friends you have..fyl.

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Savvy89 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:49

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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foodlord 5

Wednesday 4 April 2012 11:10

Get some abs before posting pics like that on your profile :L

quazimozart 19

Wednesday 30 November 2016 14:02

That's not how it works.

omggsucks 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:50

What great friends you have..fyl.

Oreohugzpenny 4

Tuesday 3 July 2012 0:03

Get new friends. Your old ones are bitchs!

Singularity_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:52

FML needs a spell-checker.

DisturbedDriver 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:57

Get some new friends.

ThisisLegit 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:57

:[

itsTiffany 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:57

Harsh...

dontfwml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 2:01

dont spend time with ppl who talk shit about you :)

lnm701 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 2:02

That's unnecessarily bitchy. Get new friends.

Jaxro 6

Saturday 11 April 2009 2:09

What great friends you have there.....

Bry_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 2:09

I'm the brother. Sorry, Ella. Mom did say I was the 'good-looking' one of us two. :|

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