Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape...

By Anonymous - 02/02/2010 15:40 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML

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Vegangirl 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 19:59

that's sad

Cthulu 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:03

awwwwkward

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kickass101 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 13:36

thts pathetic

LightningStar 0

Friday 5 February 2010 22:08

wow...he must still be really torn up over her...but he's still an asshole for still owning it in the first place when he's dating you

piqqu 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:13

sorry but... lolololol.

samantha_durano 6

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:33

I hope you dumped him?

likeomgwhat 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:41

he didnt have any lube so he used his tears i guess

fatalkiss 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:26

as i was reading all the comment about grammar and punctuation and shit, i forgot what the fml was even about. hahah

summer_dawn19 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:01

The Guy is Obviously Emotionally Unstable. Dump his weak ass lol. You Deserve Someone Way Better :)

graham_777 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:23

He's a geek, do not even shed a tear on such a sick psycho person

Summer95 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 1:14

on the plus side, when/if you dump him, you sure as hell wont be missing much

logand 3

Friday 12 February 2010 18:41

throw him a cold water bucket

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