Health: Today, I'm so sick, I'm even sick in my dreams. Orientation for...

By Anonymous - 04/07/2019 08:00 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I'm so sick, I'm even sick in my dreams. Orientation for my new job starts tomorrow. FML

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Better the orientation than the interview

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