Work: Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly...

By Anonymous - 24/05/2016 14:05

Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML

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Taking "kill them with kindness" too literal, I see.

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pacman490 21

Wednesday 25 May 2016 23:40

That's what you get for acting like the well-adjusted human being you really are

Witchylady 17

Thursday 26 May 2016 1:00

Your co worker sounds like a moron.

goodjoblol 25

Thursday 26 May 2016 1:33

How did you manage to mess up that badly lmaoooooo

__doge__ 15

Thursday 26 May 2016 9:33

So... Whats the murder plan?

trucker2 33

Thursday 26 May 2016 14:26

So pretend to be accepting a phone call... Give full description of co-worker... Whilst you walk out of their hearing range....

Bubblezx 12

Friday 27 May 2016 8:28

That's awesome! Use it to your advantage (:<

GreenSkiesBlueGrass 8

Monday 8 July 2019 14:03

did everyone clap afterwards?

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