Love: Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

Step 1.) Kick him in the balls. Step 2.) Repeat as necessary until desired results are shown. lul.

rmujerita 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

just leave!

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myfallenidol 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:29

One question, how does he fit his enourmous balls into his pants?

skylitmoonwalk 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:47

my ex did the same thing O_o

sakurachan04 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:25

YDI for being spineless

kearabo 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:24

lol this is a really funny one

fish4life217 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:05

SPEWINNNNNNNNNNNNN.....MAYBE HE HADNT FINISHED WITH U YET...?

_tanned 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:22

lmao.

blackmage607 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 21:53

I've had this happen to me once. I broke up with him later, just leave. it's for the best.

Gavik 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:46

lol what a pimp.

iareBRENDEN 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:48

I'm sure he didn't flat out say no, that would be wicked funny

ban4023 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:21

lol wish I could have been there

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