Animals and Miscellaneous: Today, I took my cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in... - FML

By o_O - 23/06/2013 17:26 - United States - Bowling Green

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Today, I took my cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, "This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today." FML

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Mads_1234 28

Sunday 23 June 2013 23:34

I would switch vets if I were you OP.

lo39dell 10

Sunday 23 June 2013 23:36

maybe he has more cats to check out?? Lets hope it's something like that op.

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CocaColaPepsi 13

Wednesday 26 June 2013 6:29

When I was reading this I imagined him saying "this isn't the only pussy I'll be checking tonight" like an emotionless robot staring her dead in the eyes!

alblynne 8

Wednesday 26 June 2013 10:24

Is it bad that I favorited this? This is hilarious! Ahahah

multialex24 1

Wednesday 26 June 2013 12:55

it just means he has a lot of cat patients no worries :)

conholio33 28

Thursday 27 June 2013 8:51

Time for a new vet

Virtual_BS 13

Thursday 27 June 2013 21:17

Should have responded with: "...and this is the last time you'll see it."

misataylor86 10

Friday 28 June 2013 0:01

You should hav replied same here!

NightingaleAnne 5

Monday 26 August 2013 9:30

This may be the funniest thing I have read today!

chrisslime 7

Monday 6 January 2014 7:05

0.0 my god

Derpish 11

Wednesday 5 February 2014 16:51

he saw a chance, he took a chance

mataroki 13

Friday 24 October 2014 16:28

thats where you replythat *********** is illegal in that state o.o

FMLMaximus 23

Thursday 12 February 2015 6:27

Haha what park of KY are you in? I would hate to take my cats to that vet. sounds like a creeper!

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