Transportation: Today, I took a taxi to my hotel. I specifically said that my... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I took a taxi to my hotel. I specifically said that my destination was the Hilton resort. He took me to a bed and breakfast across town. When I finally got to my hotel, I cursed him out and didn't give him a tip. I then realized I'd left my phone in the taxi after he left. FML

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Friday 19 August 2011 12:27

never curse or disrespect those who are servicing you, there are always times when they can **** you over 10x's harder!!

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