Health: Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid,...

By brownunderwear - 14/12/2011 03:45 - United States

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

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akagopher 7

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:36

TMI

Eyams 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:41

At least there was no plasma?

Comments

navyfan333 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:46

Should this really have been on fml?

lalalalover937 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:48

you missed plasma......

rak393 6

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:48

That's too awesome to be an fml.

addiegirlroxx 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:51

Feel better now??

Branflakes78 13

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:13

who cares!! what kind of fml is this!! gay ass

chlolzah 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:35

Shit happens mate, even at the worst moments! :P

viciousgrin 5

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:45

What about plasma and Bose-einstein condensate? O.o

swgmimi12 3

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:45

and Bose Einstein condensate

staymintyfresh 13

Wednesday 14 December 2011 14:29

rubberduckie94 13

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:54

you could have at least took a picture. i geuss we all know now your not as proud as your acting.

iSnortWaffles 7

Wednesday 14 December 2011 14:01

LMFAO.

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