Work: Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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AngelRaven89 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:06

Should have acted like a different person every time just to see how long she would do it for.

purplestuff_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:04

Just wanna smack people like that

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shamefullies 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:21

This is when you answer with "Back alley abortions, where no fetus can beat us!" she wont call back.

mugglegymnast94 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:28

lmao!!! i love this one, 3rd favorite of all time!

nammz 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:38

This was on not always right.com

arstef90 5

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:50

that's the problem with stupid people...they don't know

CaptainDude86 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:50

lol I wonder how long that went on for.

katonix 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:01

that made me laugh my ass off. i hope you answered the phone again!

TheTuathaDe 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:01

Should have taken the opportunity to mess with her. She's obviously way too arrogant about her own intelligence. Could have been entertaining.

heyllo_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:14

hahahah aw. i feel bad for you.

PureGold 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:18

WOW epic stupidity fail on her part xD. What an idiot.

DanceRox9008 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:31

PRANK!!

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