Love: Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said... - FML

By hannahisacooler - 16/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML

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AlwayzCelly 13

Wednesday 17 July 2013 8:57

So consider yourself his boyfriend because with that comment, he's already at rock bottom

kitkat2701 18

Wednesday 17 July 2013 8:57

What a douche!

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sdroze1389 31

Thursday 9 January 2014 15:48

brutal. that guy could kill lebron James self esteem.

sea_cucumber_11 11

Tuesday 1 April 2014 17:59

If he treats you like that, then he doesn't deserve your conpany

Bigdawg42 8

Wednesday 7 December 2016 0:15

Honestly, be glad you didn't waste your time dating him. What he said was kinda douchey

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 11 February 2020 7:11

I will never understand why you people with crushes insist on telling the person. It never goes well. And you people always seem surprised by that. ydi

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