Intimacy: Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he...

By Missy - 02/02/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML

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Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:12

It's up to you, doesn't matter what anyone else says

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Great mum you've got there.

Comments

mtw85 0

Monday 29 August 2011 20:14

your mom must be a liberal.

TTEmeraldRaven 3

Tuesday 14 February 2012 6:10

I read your comment in Benders voice haha. It was great :)

iluvmusic8128 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 23:43

true enough. Have u never seen the show 40 year old virgin?

tfb4u 8

Sunday 4 March 2012 2:02

Supportive mom you've got there.........

fishisacat 2

Thursday 19 April 2012 21:39

How old are you? Plz, I want to know!

chinagirl3343 8

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:34

Good for you. If you aren't ready then you aren't ready. Don't let anyone pressure you into having sex. :-)

TsarKeith12 9

Saturday 24 May 2014 7:58

Wow, I mean a sex-positive environment is fantastic but that's a little much

ForeverJasmine 26

Friday 3 October 2014 6:24

Good for you for not letting him pressured for something you weren't ready for (:

fantasyworld 37

Monday 15 December 2014 16:58

It's your choice, you should never let anyone pressure you.

blackonblight 32

Thursday 5 March 2015 15:41

Tell that to Newton. He famously died a virgin.

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