Health: Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and...

By kaitylait - 19/08/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 20:13 - United States - Rochester

Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML

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By Anon - 08/04/2016 22:28 - United States - Omaha

Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML

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Friday 19 August 2011 8:49

On the bright side he supports you :D

kidclarke 15

Friday 19 August 2011 8:51

What is this "gym" you speak of?

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mylifesucks12345_fml 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 6:32

Not that bad

Paulacookie 18

Saturday 20 August 2011 7:14

Haha your dad's a boss.

cooxoxo 9

Saturday 20 August 2011 8:04

*clap*clap* definitely a supportive dad :)

Havin 19

Saturday 20 August 2011 11:16

This is something my brother would do. Oh wait, he has.

Bored4Life29 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:03

Best dad ever, eh?

mrlopez 13

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:54

You sir, need a standing ovation instead. That'll really motivate you to go to the gym.

oops_im_fucked 8

Sunday 21 August 2011 0:57

Hmmm good man...

nreekay 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:12

My dad probably wouldn't care, you're lucky.

betteryouthanmeb 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 3:09

He could of laughed !

TheHarvardian 25

Monday 22 August 2011 3:33

My best friend's dad is like that. The question is.....was he sincerely happy that you're working out, or sarcastic?

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