Miscellaneous: Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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Thursday 2 June 2011 12:24

I'm surprised you were even invited.

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Thursday 2 June 2011 12:11

And you're genuinely surprised it's come to this?

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xoLiaMae 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:55

were you surprised?

angrymexican 8

Friday 3 June 2011 0:03

what gifts did u get? how much money?

sweethyegirl 8

Friday 3 June 2011 0:55

Did anyone come?

sashyy 0

Friday 3 June 2011 1:02

i hope you had fun with your self

j0nes08 4

Friday 3 June 2011 1:13

the likelihood of someone doing this...?? Yeahh I don't think so

xokmonxo 0

Friday 3 June 2011 1:53

How the EFF did you manage to surprise yourself?!

srayray 5

Friday 3 June 2011 2:12

...how does that work?....

bender69 2

Friday 3 June 2011 2:24

were you surprised?

sblhaine 0

Friday 3 June 2011 2:56

that's awesome. kudos man.

dufelbag 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:49

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