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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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By Noname - 25/11/2008 18:05 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

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By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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