Miscellaneous: Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 22:47 - United States

Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:22

Shut up Meg.

hellokittyrainbo 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:23

did you go to your room and eat a whole bowl of peanuts?

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GodOfBeer 5

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:07

hey Meg, tell Lois I'll be cuming over later, Luv Peter

crazedcabbages 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:07

:O harsh!!

Maladjusted1 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:07

dumbass

XxMrSmithxX 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:09

poor Meg

sunthroughrain 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:12

you forgot fat.

Alphonsuuuu 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:14

I've been called Meg too. ...seeing as it's my name. Meg, that's sick! GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE!

User90210 5

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:16

Shut up Meg!

beanerboy707 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:16

lmfao we did that at my school too. I started it. lol

cstekk 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:18

Hey Brian what are you doing tied to Meg's pole?

the_burger_king 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:19

shut up Meg

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