Miscellaneous: Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

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SenGaeriel 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 19:52

Are you blond?

MutherFuther099 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 19:54

That happened to me before..

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Feedmyaddiction5 14

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:23

Sadly I did that before when I just got my cell phone years ago. I thought I was on the house phone

not_cool808 14

Sunday 9 October 2011 7:42

its ok op, we all have our blonde moments

cinderellax1210 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 7:47

Hahaha wow, I thought I was the only one who did this.

inloveee 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 8:16

I do that all the time.

crymore007 11

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:11

That's great and all, but I need help finding my keyboard so I can reply to this comment D:

psych10 4

Sunday 9 October 2011 10:28

You are a ******* idiot

EdwardJayms 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 10:55

I used to do this a lot. The solutions is texting.

anthonydude 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 12:17

Happens to me all the time.

bubblez1108 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 12:29

Ive done that.

KnucklesDeep 5

Sunday 9 October 2011 14:17

You are without a doubt one of the absolute dumbest people ever to walk the earth.

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