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By ohshittttttt - 04/04/2009 16:15 - United States

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Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

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By tbeemcgeebee - 01/08/2010 05:05 - United States

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alicemassie 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:38

gee, i think thats number one on itunes!

Shigogaboo 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:37

Wow...wow

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locasocha 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:21

how do you put your aim as your itunes song anyway?

goosemanrocks 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:28

how the heck can you DO that with your aim status!?

jesseheath 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:30

ahahahahahha ass ******* is funny.

chaya12 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:38

since when does itunes have **** i got to get in on that

nacarlson 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:43

#51, 52 and everyone else who was confused: You can't do it with regular AIM, you have to have a mac and be using ichat.

shadow_moses 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:48

haha, can you send that shit to me?

TokyoSquid 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:40

at least you have good taste in ****.

Nicktoon 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:41

HAHAHAH

skitz 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:45

LMFAO; hands down, best one i've read all day!

FYLSukkka 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:00

Someone's lacking a girlfriend! YDI, horny bastard

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