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By bellerz14 - 23/12/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

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Uscdrew1 7

Friday 23 December 2011 8:23

Well that blows. Actually, no it doesn't. Let your dad do what he wants.

randomguy1millon_fml 0

Friday 23 December 2011 8:28

Go Bach there and help him

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FYLDeep 25

Friday 23 December 2011 9:14

And you're mad because he started without you?

hateANmotivate 0

Friday 23 December 2011 9:14

How is that an FML? Thats funny and sounds like your dad has to much free time. No offense

JAB2010 1

Friday 23 December 2011 9:16

You see, dad's having what we call a 'nervous breakdown'.

freckleface221 19

Friday 23 December 2011 9:19

I find this more WTF than FML. O.o

monqueezy 3

Friday 23 December 2011 9:22

Mid life crisis...

dhardesty23 8

Friday 23 December 2011 9:30

I like your dads style

Bladian 5

Friday 23 December 2011 9:48

Um. And...?

athena3100 9

Friday 23 December 2011 9:48

Your dad is ******* awesome!!!

jlh2283 1

Friday 23 December 2011 9:51

sounds like something my dad would do... except i would instantly know i must help and tag along cause its going to be a good old fashion time... so obviously your dad is cool and you not so much...

Forever_AloneZ 7

Friday 23 December 2011 9:56

Like...A....Boss.

ewputthataway 0

Friday 23 December 2011 16:32

Me boosta.

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