Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and...

By MgmEboy - 19/09/2009 21:36 - Canada

Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

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westbrookx 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 1:47

You are an IDIOT.

iknowimannoying 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:53

In Soviet Russia, iPod scratches you!

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Lythiaren 8

Sunday 20 September 2009 6:04

YDI. What did you think your screen was made of, diamonds?

TheKitsune 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 6:06

Hold on, let me translate to your native tongue... "BAAAAAA!!"

jane99 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 6:09

Please, for your own safety wear a helmet from now on.

rowergirl 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 6:11

y would u even try that? u totally deserved what happened. should have thought it through more

HereIAm88 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 6:12

You ******* dumbass! Don't ever have children!

thegrapist 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 6:12

i just dont understamd how people can be this idiotic... youre a ******* dumbass

cebaugh 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 6:14

that's just plain out SUPID ydi!!!

lolwatlol 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 6:21

please dont breed

KatieGoesRawrr 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 6:24

I agree with #104

clos14 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 6:42

fail

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