Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower... - FML

By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 22 April 2013 9:59

Well, that went way different then i would have imagined.

plum_lovin 28

Monday 22 April 2013 9:59

Just a friendly neighborhood boob dance.. didn't you know that was the norm there?

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raineivy 3

Monday 22 April 2013 10:15

Another FML that I knew was Australian as soon as I read it! Go us strange Aussies!

amifaiyaz 12

Monday 22 April 2013 10:23

At least you got a boob dance.

AboveAll04 14

Monday 22 April 2013 10:27

next time go to her apartment n see if u can middle finger her back ;)

ileenefudge 29

Monday 22 April 2013 10:38

I expected something different...but not a boob dance. :/

karlcolt45 19

Monday 22 April 2013 10:39

clearly she's from Kamchatka my Aussie friend. that dance means she wants the D...or she's asking the gods for rain...I get those mixed up

djxerxes9000 18

Monday 22 April 2013 12:19

Could be from Yepoon.

jdrappi 12

Monday 22 April 2013 10:50

Your stupid

kyu_Q 19

Monday 22 April 2013 10:55

And this is a FML situation because?.....

CheeseHater 23

Monday 22 April 2013 10:57

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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snugglesMcGee199 23

Monday 22 April 2013 21:30

Boobs are always welcome! Everyone knows that.

JanisEvans 10

Monday 22 April 2013 11:17

What the hell did you wave for? Situations like this have only one appropriate response: pretend you didn't see.

\ 28

Monday 22 April 2013 11:32

The lady must've misinterpreted his gesture as well.

Usuario 25

Monday 22 April 2013 11:37

or he could had talk to her later

Steffi 26

Monday 22 April 2013 11:19

"weird boob dance" LOL.

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