Intimacy: Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else...

By nomorefreehugs - 27/06/2011 23:34 - United States

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML

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Fmyspam 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:15

Well you made him happy!!

Amburito 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:15

You know you liked it OP.

Comments

mlexi21 5

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:35

That was my grandpa.

KarWitz 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:50

well.... HAHHAHA THAT SUCKS BALLS !

lisha88 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:54

lol how did it feel?

ifailplzinsultme 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:58

Then did he say, "Red Robin....YUMM!"

freddyisepic 2

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:03

your picture goes well with the FML

shutupK 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 1:07

hmm.. I approve your picture for this specific fml.

detective_oreo 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 10:01

he was a "hard" guy to hug

Skorne 5

Tuesday 28 June 2011 10:01

At least he wasn't offering free Heimlich Manouvres.

MeRcixXxTRiPp 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 10:05

ZING!

phatdaddy62 23

Tuesday 28 June 2011 10:16

Party Time!

fvckyoursadlife 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 10:26

was he hot?

dyschordia 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 10:29

Nothing is free - remember this =)

AleyahRose123 6

Sunday 1 May 2016 4:40

Ummmmm some things are free...

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