Miscellaneous: Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend...

By usmcgirl - 18/11/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

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Wednesday 18 November 2009 8:54

That's gross. FYL indeed.

smiller0789 3

Wednesday 18 November 2009 12:06

Dude... usually the flowergirl is related to either the bride or groom. Nast

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Db8b 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 8:07

lol

Ninjaface 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 8:16

Your dad is clever... deflowering the flower girl. ;)

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 9:29

Was that some kind of really good long range planning?

TheChanel 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 10:02

that's creepy, and yes fyl

BgBosco 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 19:36

I feel your pain, my dad's 2nd wife is 4 years older than me, I would be jealous except she's a troll!

KelsyKatastrophe 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:47

you would be jealous? I would be grossed out

jackson7787 0

Friday 20 November 2009 9:37

@_@

Shoop_da_woop 0

Friday 20 November 2009 9:51

Hey, karess kitten... you're hot

iJeremy123 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 23:30

Sick.

sharon_ellj 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 8:28

-___-... that's is really awkward, i think it would be more awkward if you were friends with her in the past... imagine that, your friend sleeping with your dad... weird.