Miscellaneous: Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last...

By me - 22/09/2013 13:34 - United States - Richmond

Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML

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Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML

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LaurenLo 17

Sunday 22 September 2013 19:06

Change the accent so at least you can talk to a British Siri!

MsMourningStar 22

Sunday 22 September 2013 19:07

That's your fault. Go out and do something. Unless you're seriously injured there's no excuse.

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Roxeant 8

Sunday 6 October 2013 1:34

Actually, Siri is a person! She recently came out in an interview, and she's a middle-aged lady from Atlanta. Google it. Not sure if that makes you feel any better, OP.

kate1408 8

Friday 19 September 2014 8:54

Lucky

A1phaWolf 18

Thursday 23 July 2015 18:45

Well now you've talked to us. :D

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