Work: Today, I realized that my manager and I have synchronized menstrual...

By darawbs - 10/09/2012 00:39 - United States

Today, I realized that my manager and I have synchronized menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy, and I get extremely vulnerable and emotional - she yells at me and I burst into tears. FML

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darawbs 0

Monday 10 September 2012 15:33

Haha I'm glad I entertained you.

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annie_nk 22

Monday 10 September 2012 9:21

That sucks! She needs to calm down and you need chocolate :)

Omegadolly 22

Monday 10 September 2012 9:27

Aww! This sounds like the worst sitcom ever.

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mccutie936 6

Wednesday 12 September 2012 4:54

Bro I love it. That's how it is with my sister and I.

Roman4545 0

Thursday 13 September 2012 15:59

I wonder how much work gets done on days like that? And women want jobs and equal pay LOL

LaSpiph 1

Sunday 16 September 2012 5:18

Thank you, 58. Someone needs to watch some Laci Green videos.

kucukachuu 4

Wednesday 19 September 2012 12:01

I've heard before that women's menstrual cycles try to synchronize with each other if you spend a lot of time in close proximity to other women.

madeline9322 17

Thursday 25 September 2014 2:57

That's shitty of them

EmpireCityRay 13

Saturday 31 May 2014 0:12

@OP You don't FML, you and your boss both need PMS Anonymous LMAO :D

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