Intimacy: Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make...

By mattttbob - 04/02/2012 10:16 - Australia

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

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beddington 7

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:05

Doesn't matter had sex.

MasterE56 4

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:01

Nothing wrong with that!

Comments

starmite 0

Monday 6 February 2012 22:20

I would press 'you deserve it ' but mate as tour moaning about getting loads of sex you don't.

hobojo69 23

Monday 6 February 2012 23:18

Hey whats the problem this sounds like a win win situation

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 18:37

its good exercise. so don't be mad.

SnapFire 3

Wednesday 8 February 2012 3:49

I wish that's what my girlfriend thought haha.

jaquise 4

Friday 10 February 2012 4:02

Stay fat my my friend....

krez 20

Saturday 11 February 2012 10:30

Time to pack on some pounds then.

chris_duncan23 0

Monday 13 February 2012 1:05

Ydi for not being in shape

dylanjb7 0

Monday 13 February 2012 8:59

Who cares your still getting laid

laundryninja 1

Tuesday 14 February 2012 1:44

sooo... hows this fml? she makin u exercise with sex! wtf is wrong woh that?

AKholic47 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 10:49

Awesome lol

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