Intimacy: Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game...

By Were do we go... - 15/04/2012 04:24 - United States

Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game is to write down everything you like about someone. I put down at least ten things for him. He had one thing down for me: my boobs. FML

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Sunday 15 April 2012 11:56

It sounds like he may have been a little distracted during this game.

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Sunday 15 April 2012 11:55

At least now you know why he's with you :( Sorry op

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Roxxxxay 13

Sunday 15 April 2012 14:33

What did you expect, this game sounds super lame :/

bandofsand 10

Sunday 15 April 2012 14:33

Sounds like a dumb game.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 15 April 2012 14:46

At least he is honest

ma77 9

Sunday 15 April 2012 14:53

Sounds like a bit of a boring game. Who wins? How do you win? You just write shit down? Fun fun fun. /sarcasm

noobpwn12321 6

Sunday 15 April 2012 14:54

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trixy81 10

Sunday 15 April 2012 15:24

I think he was joking...

perdix 29

Sunday 15 April 2012 15:40

So, what's wrong with your ass?

Enslaved 36

Sunday 15 April 2012 15:55

In all fairness, since it was your game to begin with, I'm sure you had more time to think up answers than he did.

marxistbkly 3

Sunday 15 April 2012 15:56

FYL for having a crappy ass.

LittleGreenPaola 23

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:07

YDI, you've chosen this brainless jackass

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