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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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Thursday 26 January 2012 22:43

Intense shower sex.

Climaxx 11

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:43

Not cool. You can actually drown in a shower :|

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kionnaloves 11

Friday 27 January 2012 4:19

You mean your ex boyfriend... Right?

mosquito19 14

Friday 27 January 2012 4:28

thats terrible, he should've at least take a picture.

Mandy_pandy 0

Friday 27 January 2012 4:50

wat a B A D boyfriend :/

patzz12 0

Friday 27 January 2012 4:51

How do you pass out??

Courtney_Sanders 6

Friday 27 January 2012 5:01

What a jerk! He better be glad you didn't drown!

linkinpark98 23

Friday 27 January 2012 5:13

Shower sex to the extremes. You've know you've done well when your partner is passed out at the bottom of the shower.

Courtney_Sanders 6

Friday 27 January 2012 5:15

That's the only right way to do it! Lol jk

linkinpark98 23

Friday 27 January 2012 5:16

You wouldn't want to go swimming, or near any large bodies of water with that guy anytime soon......

ittybitttyme 8

Friday 27 January 2012 5:31

What a dick! Dump that loser!

Gimboo 0

Friday 27 January 2012 5:45

Sad.. What a douch!!! Smh

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Friday 27 January 2012 7:21

surprise butt secks? D:

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