Health: Today, I noticed that the eye drops I have been using three times... - FML

By clkoko - 27/11/2015 02:47 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I noticed that the eye drops I have been using three times a day for the past week expired when the Jonas Brothers were popular. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

robsic66 14

Friday 27 November 2015 18:17

The Jonas brothers were popular?

Tripartita 44

Friday 27 November 2015 18:20

Neat, never-expiring eye drops! It's like Willy Wonka became an ophthalmologist!

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lyzard223 8

Tuesday 1 December 2015 4:40

OP, how did you find this out?

everythingelena 28

Tuesday 1 December 2015 10:02

ah the original JB days... man that reference makes me feel really old...and you know some kids have to look up the Jonas Brothers just to know who you are even talking about

LadyKayDee 23

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:05

Jonas brothers were awesome. :)

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