Love: Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I...

By Cary - 26/12/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

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Monday 26 December 2011 12:24

Well, Selena Gomez is kinda butch. Don't worry, Justin, your squeaky high-pitched voice is inexplicably popular, probably because it's slightly less irritating than Rebecca Black's.

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Monday 26 December 2011 12:09

Girls with deeper voices are usually beautiful...!

Comments

tthepianoman 1

Wednesday 28 December 2011 19:13

At least we know who wears the pants in this relationship.

MissMcFly 6

Thursday 29 December 2011 1:51

Try singing, guys with higher pitched voices are always better singers... if they can carry a tune(:

secrono 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 15:24

grow some balls then...?

LoveGianna 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 18:49

Are you sure it's a "girlfriend?"

Petertheman 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:27

Sounds like you are related to Justin bieber

lonfootball77 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:57

broski4life 0

Friday 30 December 2011 19:42

So you just now noticed that?

kei1108 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 1:30

So? Doran matter. Men are way too worried about "masculinity". It is so stupid. P.S. I know this is off topic, but WTH is up with the phrase "grow some balls"!? Testicles are weak and sensitive. A ****** is freaking strong!