Animals: Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend...

By DSCC - 28/09/2015 03:07 - United States - Akron

Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML

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DSCC 19

Monday 28 September 2015 16:15

Op here I happen to take regular showers and I have a boyfriend I've been with for 5 years so just because I may be a crazy cat lady does not mean I am single or smelly have a good day sir :)

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DSCC 19

Tuesday 29 September 2015 0:11

There is still hope for you

Death69 24

Monday 28 September 2015 12:09

Reckon there are worst things you could turn into. Start worrying if you start licking yourself and join the wrong type of clowder. Good luck OP!

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TheDoctorBadWolf 5

Saturday 3 October 2015 8:31

I do that too; I have 6 cats

JtB_JaA 4

Thursday 8 October 2015 7:32

Basically me. I spend so much time with my cat, I'm pretty sure I'm about 65% cat.

Mikolette 0

Monday 12 October 2015 22:41

My life

BlubberBuddie 3

Sunday 29 November 2015 16:32

That would be a great movie just saying.

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