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By i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! - 23/05/2017 00:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML

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Tuesday 23 May 2017 0:02

My favourite thing about this entire FML is your name

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Tuesday 23 May 2017 0:11

Did you get your backpack back?

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jaredofmo 22

Tuesday 23 May 2017 13:30

It's a small world after all.

CantTouchThat 29

Tuesday 23 May 2017 16:17

At least you two have met before!!

Kariman Elashker 2

Tuesday 23 May 2017 20:02

I'm dying ?????

BrittyLynn101 6

Tuesday 23 May 2017 20:02

well the

Clarence Gilbert 7

Tuesday 23 May 2017 20:40

he took the backpack looking for her vCard

bustncyderbutt 2

Tuesday 23 May 2017 21:15

hahahahahhahahahahahah this made my day

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