Intimacy: Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything...

By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 21:13 - United States

Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML

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Friday 17 February 2012 0:39

Wincest?

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Friday 17 February 2012 0:39

..Wincest?

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hsRoseTyler5 14

Friday 8 February 2013 9:57

Way to make me nervous about meeting my 18 year old brother for the first time.... That's so strange.

emilycardona7 18

Wednesday 5 February 2014 18:12

well then..

WooHooBar 10

Tuesday 29 July 2014 21:59

Southern 'Merica.

emily689 25

Saturday 24 January 2015 8:14

That's so uncomfortable. FYL op

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Sunday 22 February 2015 20:35

best way to make up for 20 years

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Tuesday 27 December 2016 18:20

Only in Texas

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