Miscellaneous: Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend....

By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:14

Jackass.

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Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:24

"you must be blind to be going out with him." "yeah, she is." *nervous chuckle* "I mean, what does she see in y--" "wait--no,"

Comments

anongrl 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:44

I bet you felt like a douche after that..

teameminem 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:48

Karma.

YoURetarD 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:59

You retard

structuredchaoz 4

Tuesday 13 September 2011 4:12

Great post. He didn't mean it. These angry people responding are a bit over dramatic. Just a case of foot in mouth syndrome.

emodude44 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 4:25

Insert foot in mouth.

Broc831 6

Tuesday 13 September 2011 4:38

I bet you feel like a dick now

frankwolf86 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:07

wow... talk about the essence of comedy

macanderson 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:08

U dear sir have the foot in mouth disease

Tandycane 5

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:08

Totally not your fault, it's a figure of speech, dammit!! YOUR LIFE SUCKS!!! I've said it twice for you now, buddy. I hope that helps even out your FML.