Work: Today, I met a new guy at work who would not stop hitting on... - FML

By lifeguardlechery - 14/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I met a new guy at work who would not stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me he was her husband. FML

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Tuesday 14 September 2010 17:17

To be fair, I did scream "OMG NO! GTF OFFAME!" at the time. It's just that there was no one around but him and me to hear it (it was really early). After that point in time he switched to verbal sexual harassment. =_=

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CoconutBread 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 11:50

what a skeezebag.

takeapieandrun 9

Tuesday 14 September 2010 11:58

How is your life F'd? The way I see it, you cam file for sexual harassment and get compensation.

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niome_fml 9

Thursday 14 August 2014 8:42

ewww

whyme125 3

Monday 20 October 2014 17:39

That sucks more for his with then you

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