Health: Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out...

By Jack Shart Jr. - 08/07/2015 15:16 - United States

Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML

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Thursday 9 July 2015 0:08

at least you're getting out of bed. that's a start.

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Thursday 9 July 2015 0:06

Running out of breath counts as exercise.

Comments

goldcock19 9

Thursday 9 July 2015 3:13

Holy shit OP how fat r u?

Cozy_Blanket 16

Thursday 9 July 2015 3:36

Screw it time for a nap!

simon70 7

Thursday 9 July 2015 4:09

????

Vakama00 13

Thursday 9 July 2015 4:30

Round is a shape.

AggieMike77 12

Thursday 9 July 2015 4:50

So instead posting this crap, get off your ass and do something about it.

PhinIt2WinIt 24

Thursday 9 July 2015 4:57

here's an exercise: a walk or run to the nearest fast food chain.

bapbap_fml 15

Thursday 9 July 2015 5:01

Is there detail missing from this? I also getting winded getting out of bed but I'm recovering from being seriously ill.

Waxwell 21

Thursday 9 July 2015 5:03

Me in 5 years

wsj93 6

Thursday 9 July 2015 5:44

You definitely deserve it..

JayS421 10

Thursday 9 July 2015 6:22

YDI u can easily work out to fix the problem, many people have done it. if u want something u strive for it not whine.

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