Work, Awkward and Cops: Today, I learned the venue owner and producer for the musical...

By are you kidding me - 22/07/2017 20:03

Today, I learned the venue owner and producer for the musical I'm in is under criminal investigation. What for? Three separate sexual assault incidents and putting cameras in our dressing rooms. FML

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Glowworm56 26

Sunday 23 July 2017 2:25

Ah, Drama the musical!

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Talk about a real creep! I hope a camera wasnt in any of the dressing rooms you were in! Eww. ?

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lj19717 19

Wednesday 26 July 2017 23:55

Sounds like you work for Trump

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Monday 23 April 2018 7:38

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