Health: Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of...

By bloodyLIP - 14/05/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML

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By mk - 20/06/2009 05:47 - Canada

Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML

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By idiot - 24/01/2013 19:53 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML

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By SJDAOisdjlkSADlksda - 02/07/2016 02:37 - United States

Today, I witnessed my sister use some ice cubes on her blistered toes, then quietly return them to the tray in the fridge. I've been putting ice from there into my drinks for weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 16:47 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML

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By Clutz - 25/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML

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By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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By Grossed out - 10/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML

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By manicmandy - 01/08/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

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By person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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Sunday 15 May 2011 0:16

which lips?!?!

PrincessesCrown 17

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:35

Put some ice on it. Wait! Maybe not.

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Imabigbeast 5

Sunday 15 May 2011 18:17

Ha south park

TH3SiiL3NC3R 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 18:43

you deserve it for being a dumbass

Moe954 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 20:53

Well what do you expect, Rappers are pretty much all Badasses.

Nevaeh23 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 23:50

wow that mist have really hurt !!

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Sunday 15 May 2011 23:51

*must*

yzmxrider 0

Monday 16 May 2011 6:16

been there, ouch ;(

ikilledbarbie 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 2:55

I thought knowing that was common sense... Haha XD

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Thursday 19 May 2011 4:25

WHAT A ****** RETARD! Hahaha **** u ******

Sarahfresh_fml 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:27

what a loser. Js.

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Thursday 19 May 2011 6:52

**** u. loser hahahahahahahahah

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