Animals: Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog...

By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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Today, I had a date over for the first time. Everything was going well until my dog decided to wedge himself between us on the couch, growl at my date, and then pee on his shoes. My date laughed it off, but my dog seemed to be giving me a smug “I warned you” look for the rest of the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 18:01

Today, it seemed like my new boyfriend worked wonders training my puppy. Now she listens, doesn’t bark and doesn’t chew everything to bits anymore. I was very impressed, until my boyfriend told me beating a dog until it behaves works every time. My dog isn’t trained; she’s too terrified to move. FML

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Today, I was able to land a nice apartment solely based on the fact that my puppy is potty trained. During the required pet interview, my dog 'got sick' and defecated all over the apartment office. I now have to clean the mess knowing that I will not be allowed to live there. FML

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Sunday 27 October 2013 10:08

"I said sit, not shit!"

caden_bro 9

Sunday 27 October 2013 9:49

Your BF seems a little emotional. And ridiculous. Just try to talk some sense into him.

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natywantspeace 7

Thursday 31 October 2013 14:53

Idiot! Time to reconsider what you like about this boy, bc he is an idiot

DevilsAltair 8

Friday 1 November 2013 3:15

I see how he's a moron in a way,but doesn't mean u should dump him,after all it was your dog that shit on him.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 23 November 2015 23:50

He's an idiot.

CookieCat327 9

Wednesday 23 December 2015 22:30

I think your boyfriend is a little bit on the unintelligent or extremeliy sensitive side.

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