Miscellaneous: Today, I installed motion sensor lights in my house to save on...

By zzarzzur - 29/12/2015 09:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I installed motion sensor lights in my house to save on energy. When I laid down in bed, I saw the lights turn on from downstairs to the kitchen. I live alone. FML

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RodzillaX 30

Tuesday 29 December 2015 15:30

Demand some rent/utility money. Ain't no ghost living off you for free, especially if they're going to run up the electric bill.

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Tuesday 29 December 2015 15:28

Apparently you don't...

Comments

aaron44 16

Tuesday 29 December 2015 19:51

Is a two story house really necessary when you live alone?

bigboss0103 15

Tuesday 29 December 2015 19:52

call 911

darthhera 11

Tuesday 29 December 2015 19:58

Follow up is needed so we know you're still alive.

r3ktm8 13

Tuesday 29 December 2015 20:00

They might be defective.

tiger820 20

Tuesday 29 December 2015 20:00

it's just your neighbors cat.

hellphone_fml 37

Tuesday 29 December 2015 20:09

maybe a car drove by and the headlights set it off?

thatsme293 28

Tuesday 29 December 2015 20:55

The building I work in has those lights. They are so sensitive they will turn on for a bug flying in the room

Banana_Lord 8

Tuesday 29 December 2015 21:39

I wouldn't worry about it. I have motion detector lights in my hallway and they're always turning on when nobody is there and not turning on when I'm in the room.