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By Display - 27/09/2012 04:10 - France - Paris

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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Conner Dalbeck 15

Friday 22 September 2017 0:31

can you do a follow up i wanna see how this happened

Meagan Ortiz 19

Tuesday 19 June 2018 22:07

thats not nerdy or geeky

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Conner Dalbeck 15

Friday 22 September 2017 0:31

can you do a follow up i wanna see how this happened

Meagan Ortiz 19

Tuesday 19 June 2018 22:07

thats not nerdy or geeky

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